SANTA CLAUS

This Christmas my children bought me some crime linked presents.

My constant hints over the last few months actually worked and because I know their funds are very limited I really appreciated the thought.

My wife bought me an outrageously expensive Swiss army knife [called the Champ or Chump] with every attachment you can possibly think of; so that I cannot use the excuse that I have not got the right tool when faced by a task around the house.

Well there has to be a downside to every holiday.

Syriana won the 2006 Edgar Award for Best Motion Picture